madonna didn’t phone today

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Madonna didn’t phone today
She usually does with Christmas
But this year she forgot, … again …
Must have been at least three years in a row!

What do you expect:
these celebrities have other things to do.
Why would she phone a middle aged man in Europe
with a haircut shorter than a Tibetan monk?

…  And she didn’t even send an email.

Justin Bieber is much more polite.
But unfortunately I don’t really like him
He came to play mobile in our house today
and he proposed to Conchita
while taking his bath here …

You know, these young stars, …
they never get a real life.
I really deplore them,
missing all these opportunities
for real growth …

Yeah, better call Madonna,
she studied kabbalah.

Well, if she doesn’t phone today,
I know a way to get even:
I’ll make a stop motion animation film,
of a boy growing first into a middle aged man, and beyond,
till his death, … spending his entire life drooling next to the phone.
I’ll be the actor, producer and photographer at the same time …

WoW! Great Idea, and then put it on YouTube.
You’ll get more hits than PSY.
And then YouTube will put publicity for BoToX next to it.
Better be careful, you might get an inflated ego,
not unlike those once young stars like Britney Spears.

Oh God, shut up! You made her jealous!
Now she’ll never phone home!
(ET did)

Pictures by bvdb (whoisbert) December 2013 – @home – Canon Ixus HS230 – IMG 4961/5295/5305/5297 MD86830 – 0058


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